Hi friends, your ranch dog buddy Pancho here. Today’s report will be a little indelicate. So all you out there with sensibilities — whoa, hold up right here a moment. If you are sensible and delicate, you really should rethink whether you follow the ranch foreman on FB anyway. He is going to be hard on your delicates and sensibilities. Believe me, I speak from experience. Anyway, you should just move along and go look at ignorant cat videos on the internet. Never have understood that fascination with that trash, but hey. Let’s get back to my ranch report.
This here picture is cow pie. Yes cow pie. Not cow pi. You can tell the difference because cow pi is round and the circumference is 3.14 times the diameter. See! That money spent on puppy training class was worth it. Now I admit to boycotting the worthless lessons on obedience, preferring instead to share treats with that cute little poodle in the back of the class. She was just so cute nobody would ever tell her what to do and my free spirit within just has no time for commands from others.
If you inspect this here cow pie you will see it has pug paw print in it. This is a sign of just how serious I take my new job. I mean most of your city dogs would drive around cow pie. Not Ole Pancho when he’s on serious ranch business. I drive right on through.
Yessir, I am fittin’ into this ranch dog job just fine. Funny thing is, the better I get at this job, the less welcome I receive at the ranch house. Just no explaining those fickle peeps.Your Pal, Pancho.
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